⚠️ TERMS & CONDITIONS ⚠️

Last Updated:July 18, 2025

Welcome to the fine print — where fun meets legal protection and we cover our beautifully sculpted butts. 💋

1. THIS AIN’T MEDICINE, BOO

CleanHead™ is an aromatherapy accessory. It is not a medical device, drug, treatment, or magic wand (though it might feel like one). We don’t claim to cure, treat, diagnose, or prevent anything except maybe a bad attitude. Got allergies? Sensitivities? Medical conditions? Talk to a real doctor before using, we’re not licensed to heal, just to slay.

2. ADULTS ONLY, HONEY

CleanHead™ is for adults 18+ or 21+ depending on local laws. If you’re a minor, a Karen, or someone’s cat, this product isn’t for you. Store it like you would your toys: safe, discreet, and out of reach.

3. USE IT, DON’T ABUSE IT

Use CleanHead™ only as intended. If you DIY something freaky, misuse it, inhale something you weren’t supposed to, or end up in the ER with it lodged somewhere weird, that’s on you, sugarplum. We are not responsible for creative misadventures. (But… DM us the story. For science.)

4. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY = OUR SEXY STUFF

All logos, product names, text, designs, taglines, and other brand elements are the intellectual property of Intuitive Creations, LLC. Don’t copy, steal, or remix our vibe without permission. We will notice, and our lawyers don’t play.

5. SHIPPING & DELIVERY

We aim to ship your goodies fast and fabulous. However, once we hand it off to USPS, UPS, or the shipping gods, it’s out of our perfectly moisturized hands. Shipping delays, lost packages, and postal drama are rare, but not our fault. Contact us if there’s an issue, and we’ll do our best to help.

6. RETURN POLICY

Due to the intimate nature of our product, all sales are final. We do not offer refunds, exchanges, or returns unless the item arrives visibly damaged or defective. If that happens, contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos. We’ll make it right, because we’re not monsters.

7. PRE-ORDERS & PAYMENT

Pre-orders are charged immediately to reserve your spot in our production queue. You’re investing in fabulousness. We’ll keep you updated if delays happen, but no cancellations or chargebacks, please. You bought it, now let us make it.

8. WE’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BAD DECISIONS

We are not liable for any injury, irritation, embarrassment, or post-sniff chaos. You use CleanHead™ voluntarily and at your own risk. If you trip, fall, drool, scream, confess your love, or quit your job while using it, that’s between you and your life coach.

9. THIRD-PARTY LINKS & EXTERNAL CHAOS

Sometimes we link to other websites. We don’t control them, and they may contain weirdness, nonsense, or even useful stuff. We’re not responsible for what happens when you click off our site. Click smart, not desperate.

10. PRIVACY POLICY REFERENCE

By using our site, you agree to our Privacy Policy. We only collect the data we need to fulfill your order and make your life fabulous. We don’t sell your info, spam you, or do anything shady — promise. (Unless we’re testing new fragrances. Then all bets are off.)

11. INDEMNIFICATION

You agree to hold harmless and indemnify Intuitive Creations, LLC, its owners, employees, affiliates, and baristas from any claims, lawsuits, demands, damages, losses, or expenses arising out of your use (or misuse) of CleanHead™. Translation: Don’t drag us into your mess.

12. GOVERNING LAW

These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws of the State of Florida. Any disputes, drama, or legal slaps will be handled in Broward County, Florida — because that’s where our wigs and lawyers live.

13. FORCE MAJEURE (aka “SH*T HAPPENS” CLAUSE)

We’re not responsible for delays or failures due to stuff beyond our control — like hurricanes, pandemics, shipping shortages, power outages, or Mercury retrograde.

14. MODIFICATIONS

We can change these Terms & Conditions at any time because… business. Keep checking back for updates. Your continued use of the site means you accept whatever new fabulous (or boring) clauses we’ve added.

15. RESELLERS, TAKE NOTE

Want to sell CleanHead™? Amazing — email us. Unauthorized resellers or shady flips on Craigslist are strictly prohibited. We’re building a brand, not a flea market.